I hate...

Unneccessary and abusive use of the html heart.

Sarah Simpson had a great day ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
[insert crappy song lyrics here]♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I miss you ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Gahhhh. It just makes me want to vomit rainbows.

I hate...

When people take the end parking spot but park like assholes.


As you can see through my stellar artwork, these pieces of shit take the coveted spot but make no effort to utilize it effectively. The following picture depics correct utilization of said parking spot:

This parking job is good for many reasons, chief among them avoidance of door dings and looking like an asshole.